Sunday, July 11, 2010

Why I will never be on 'Missed Connections'...

Not because I'm not pretty, or because I'm not active and busy...

I just don't like crowds. And the kinds of places I go are not frequented by the kinds of guys who post there...

You never see missed connections for the farmer's market, for Ikea, or for Lowes on a weekday. Or even for the poetry readings at Hillstead. You never see missed connections for the mall... Technically, I suppose this means I should be going to Lowes and Ikea on the weekends, when men can catch a glimpse of my gorgeousness....

but the thought makes me run away, screaming.....

There's only so much humanity I can deal with, after all....

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